Some people travel to find themselves, some people do it for the history and to immerse themselves in different cultures but if your reading this I’m sure that neither of these descriptions fit your style of travelling. You travel because you love waking up in a different hostel than the one you booked lying next to a person you vaguely remember poorly hitting the night before with no phone or wallet in site but one hell of a night that you can only just put together.
So being the great folks, we are at the Krakow Crawl we’ve put together a guide you help you travel the way you want. No, travel the way you need to.
First things first, get yourself a decent hip flask, some people may go for the more fancy options like the floppy flask or bra flask which are good, but the trusty hip flask will never let you down. Here is a list of 43 items to help you sneak in alcohol anywhere. One of the worst things when travelling, besides overpriced drinks or losing all your self-respect, has a hangover. As soon as that dreadful hangover starts to creep up on you like all the responsibilities you continually ignore, you take a nice big swish of your desired poison and keep on enjoying your day hangover free, remember always to keep it nice and topped up. This will also come in handy when you’re in the more expensive cities or when you’re in a an upmarket bar/club, and you’re too cheap to buy even one beer.
Avoid noisy places. This is easier said than done as a lot of your travels take part in cities that aren’t the quietest places so make sure you pack some good noise cancelling headphones. The headphones will come in handy for all the walking tours you’re to lazy to wake up early for. You just put them on, put on your favourite song and take a nice long walk around the city taking in all the culture, architecture and interesting people….for about 10 minutes until you find a bar that looks like a nice place to have a drink.
Travel Alone or in a tiny group, if you travel alone then there is no one to complain about the stupid things you did last night but if your a real loose mother f***er then this can be a bit dangerous as you’ll have no one to stop you from rolling over and choking on your own vomit. If you do go with a group keep it small and take only the people who know what type of person you really are.
Stay in party hostels and the bigger the dorms, the better. All your crazy drunkenness is not only embraced but usually encouraged! You’ll want to choose the biggest dorm possible because this way if there is someones vomit and piss all over another’s suitcase and you can happily deny it because for one you can’t remember if it was you, and secondly there are so many other people in the room it could have been any of them!
Avoid anyone who says they are “travelling to find themselves”. I really don’t think I need to expand on this one.
Take advantage of pub crawls, pub crawls are great value for money and just like the party hostels, they really except you to be the drunken mess you want to be. Here is a list of the worlds best pub crawls that will assure you get the best bang for your buck.